Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says...
'Oh shit...she's awake!!'
Apologies to the people who saw me sobbing as I left the doctor. Emotions
are weird af. I’m totally fine. (And itchy.)
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So about 6 months ago I started having this itching inside one ear that
kept getting worse and nothing fixed it so I went to my doctor and he was
like, “Hu...
AAAAAHAHAHAHA priceless!! I know a lot of people who Satan says this about LOL
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for that! I love it and will start every single day like that.
ReplyDeleteI might have to make a sign for my bathroom... that's great!
ReplyDeleteI must remember that one!
ReplyDeleteBOL! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteHugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle
Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteSorry I forgot poor Brodie in the 'blog-roll' of new arrivals! Hope you're all OK....
ReplyDeleteyou GO, girl!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI love this saying!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO! I LOVE this motto!!! J's right, You GO GIRL!!!
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