Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says...
'Oh shit...she's awake!!'
Today they banned my book. It was not the first. It won’t be the last.
Here’s what I want you to know.
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This is not what I wanted to write. I wanted to write about how I’m about
to go on book tour for my new book in a few days. Instead I am writing
about the ...

AAAAAHAHAHAHA priceless!! I know a lot of people who Satan says this about LOL
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for that! I love it and will start every single day like that.
ReplyDeleteI might have to make a sign for my bathroom... that's great!
ReplyDeleteI must remember that one!
ReplyDeleteBOL! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteHugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle
Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteSorry I forgot poor Brodie in the 'blog-roll' of new arrivals! Hope you're all OK....
ReplyDeleteyou GO, girl!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI love this saying!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO! I LOVE this motto!!! J's right, You GO GIRL!!!
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