Sunday, 24 August 2008

Sunday Smiles

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Himself is well on the way then)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig though, I'm changing my name by deed poll to Porky!!!!!)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home!!!...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head! off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine?? No, i'd get bored and walk away)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......down girls!!!)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out? And how much?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig???)


  1. That was doggone interesting. Puts a whole new light on horny dolphin.

  2. that was very interesting...I want to be a pig also!!

  3. Ha these are great but so are your inserts LOL

  4. Chris, the inserts came with them.....although one or two had a little adjustment!

  5. Thanks for the chuckles today … and I’m delighted the Jack Russell Terrier was found safe enough to snuggle. I love happy endings too ;--)
    Hugs and blessings,

  6. Ahh AOJ, the facts are great but your comments are hilarious. Thanks for the smiles. :D

  7. I think my cat is well on her way to the atomic bomb one. Everybody thinks dogs can clear a room but you should be around when Bailey lets one loose. Gah!

  8. A 30 minute orgasm in exchange for living in mud followed by a blow to the head & ending up as a fried breakfast.

    Is it still worth it?


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