If you buy something from a health food shop, it must be healthy, yes? Stands to reason doesn't it otherwise why would it be called a health food shop?
Good. I'm glad you're with me on that.
So, following that logic, Sesame Snaps covered in yogurt, Thai Chilli Bites and Japanese Rice Crackers must be good for me as I bought them in a health food shop, yes?
Good. That's alright then.
Can you tell the diet really isn't going well?
Let’s be friends. - Hey. You know how sometimes you feel very alone because so many of the people in your real life are alarmingly normal and never have picnics in cemeteries...