I have mentioned before that I find my lawyer incredibly sexy. He's not attractive in any conventional aesthetic sense but there is just something about him that seriously floats my boat. Maybe it's the rugged, lived-in face and the fit body that does it. And the charm. Oh my....the charm! The way he firmly grasps your shoulders, kisses both cheeks and says "Darling! How are you!?" You feel like you are the only "darling" in his world. Which is no doubt what being a good lawyer is all about isn't it really!?
Anyway, I have an appointment with him soon. I really hope that by then I will have forgotten about the extremely erotic dream I had about him this morning. If not, I am either going to go very red in the face......or rip his clothes off and, and, and.....use your imagination OK?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm just off for a cold shower.......
Anyway, I have an appointment with him soon. I really hope that by then I will have forgotten about the extremely erotic dream I had about him this morning. If not, I am either going to go very red in the face......or rip his clothes off and, and, and.....use your imagination OK?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm just off for a cold shower.......
Did the cold shower work!
ReplyDeleteLol!! yes!
ReplyDeleteI hear ya cold shower!
ReplyDeleteThey learn that approach at law school, they engage you totally so that you don't notice their hand in your pocket.
ReplyDeleteLOL that's hysterical! I had a lawyer for an accident I had years ago and she was 104 if she was a day. Also quite miserable and her breath smelled. There were no dreams for me, but I do recall a few nightmares.
ReplyDeleteWho ever thought "litigation" was sexy? hahahahaha thanks for the chuckle.
ReplyDeleteBeing married to a Lawyer I just love the comment wt left! Got it in one!! I can't stop smiling........
ReplyDeleteMe neither Lesley! Me neither!!
ReplyDeleteYou are just carried away at what that hand could be doing whilst inside your pocket!
ReplyDeleteGet back in the shower woman...
*snirts* at Ali! I thought of that but didn't want to say it! LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteHaha to WT and ali. Too funny.
ReplyDeleteI've worked for attorneys the past 8+ years and if I was able to think of any of them as being sexy it sure would make my life easier. :-)
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