I'm cold and shivering. I can't get warm.
I ache. All over. I mean, everything aches. Even my hair aches.
My throat is sore. My eyes are burning.
I'm taking to my bed.
From flattered to offended to confused in under 5 seconds. - Y’all. I was at the post office picking up my mail and the very young clerk helping me suddenly became transfixed and started moaning loudly while looking...