The garden is in desperate need of attention. I still haven't raked up all the leaves from the Autumn. That's how far behind I am.
The chicken coop needs cleaning out. That's a must.
I need to go shopping. The cupboards are bare.
I need to clean my house. Goddamn I only did it last week how can it need doing again!?
The bed needs changing.
The dog beds need washing.
Paperwork needs sorting.
Or I could just sit here and have my ass whipped at Lexulous on Facebook by Janet and RC.
From flattered to offended to confused in under 5 seconds. - Y’all. I was at the post office picking up my mail and the very young clerk helping me suddenly became transfixed and started moaning loudly while looking...