Found this over at Wendishness's blog and it made me chuckle!
Porn Star name (first pet, first street where you lived): Quella Pantyderi
Rock star name (favourite pet, current car): Hercules 406
Gangsta name (favourite ice cream flavour, favourite type of shoe): Vanilla Boot
Native American name (hair colour, favourite animal, favourite hobby): Brown Dog Photography (*snort* that really rolls off the tongue!)
Soap Opera Name (middle name, city where you were born): Oakley Cardiff
Star Wars name (first 3 letters of last name & first 2 of first name, last 3 letters of middle name): Evaan Ley
Stripper Name (favourite perfume, favourite candy): Chanel Toffee
TV Newsreader name (grandparents first name, any town that starts with the same letter): Molly Monmouth
Spy Name (favourite season, favourite flower): Autumn Daffodil (Spookily the same as Wendish!)
Cartoon name (favourite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing now): Mango Jeans
Hippie name (what you ate for breakfast, favourite tree): Raspberry Cedar
Birds get away with everything. - I wonder if birds ever hear songs on the radio and then chirp those songs and then the other birds are like, “OMG, FRANK. THAT SONG IS AMAZING. I CAN’T B...