Today I blew up my keyboard by spilling coffee all over it. It was fine for a while then the bottom row of keys stopped working. It took a while for the circuits to go into caffeine overload.
Tonight my washing machine seems to think that it is not necessary to actually wash the clothes before going into the rinse cycle.
I've just switched on the dishwasher......my breathe is bated.
HOW TO BE OKAY WHEN NOTHING IS OKAY
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Y’all. This should be a fancy-ass, glossy post where I breezily tell you
about something I’m so excited about and I should be wearing a suit while
talking ...
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