Today I blew up my keyboard by spilling coffee all over it. It was fine for a while then the bottom row of keys stopped working. It took a while for the circuits to go into caffeine overload.
Tonight my washing machine seems to think that it is not necessary to actually wash the clothes before going into the rinse cycle.
I've just switched on the dishwasher......my breathe is bated.
Not how I expected my morning to go
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So this morning I had to get up early for a doctors appointment but instead
of my alarm I woke up to an incredibly loud IMMINENT THREAT flood warning
and s...

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