Today I stabbed myself in the hand.
I didn't intend to stab myself, I had intended to skewer the stone in the middle of the avocado I was cutting up. Instead the blade slid off the stone, through the avocado flesh and then through my flesh. Cue lots of blood and one very sore hand.
Damn stupid thing to do really and, on the whole, not something I would recommend.
I still haven't quite given up smoking but I'm not giving up on giving up. I have cut down though and only had four cigarettes over the weekend and three today. That's a definite step in the right direction.
Happy October, Motherfucker.
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Hailey and their sweetheart came home with a little spooky season surprise
for me. A small metal friend at the door. “Knock knock, motherfucker.” She
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